Tilt your glass.
Swallow.
Feel the burn.
Scrunch your face.
Shake your head.
Stumble and slur.
Now repeat.
Swallow.
Feel the burn.
Scrunch your face.
Shake your head.
Stumble and slur.
Now repeat.
Converse obnoxiously.
Flirt with stranger.
Remove excess clothing.
Dance horizontally.
Forget partner’s name.
Replace clothing.
Take another swig.
Dance until dizzy.
Stumble and slur.
Wake up your roommate.
Laugh hyena-like.
Projectile vomit.
Flirt with stranger.
Remove excess clothing.
Dance horizontally.
Forget partner’s name.
Replace clothing.
Take another swig.
Dance until dizzy.
Stumble and slur.
Wake up your roommate.
Laugh hyena-like.
Projectile vomit.
Pass out where you are.
Wake up confused.
Crack an egg in a beer.
Down the beer.
Type a sick letter to your professor.
What did YOU learn in college?Wake up confused.
Crack an egg in a beer.
Down the beer.
Type a sick letter to your professor.
*Amber
